socratescloset:

• Read a book!
• Watch a movie on Netflix!
• Look out the window and see the sights!
• Listen to music!
• Catch some snoozes!
• Drink some coffee!
• Have a bite to eat!
• Masturbate
• Continue to masturbate
• Look into the eyes of the man next you and masturbate
• Tell him, “God, I love masturbating” and proceed to masturbate 
• Be sure to moan and groan while you masturbate

It was all good until…

urbanhikers:

the good thing about sf muni is that when you’re drunk you make new best friends all the time 

Sex crimes on public transportation are vastly underreported, according to a Bay Citizen report. We’ve received our share of reader submissions, including one that even led to an arrest. What would you do if someone made unwanted sexual advances toward you on the bus?